Yesterdays Papers – A Prince Amongst Men


Did you catch that essential news item yesterday? Headlined; Old Man Goes For A Walk. Or, Crowd Gathers To Watch Old Man Walk. Or even; Crowd Applauds Old Man Walking.

Yes  News Hounds, the Prince named Phillip spent xmas in hossie. Ah what a tragedy. But he got up having had his heart tweaked and he went for a walk. How brave.

Ladies and Gentlemen we give you a royal presentation of the tragedy model in action. Tragic and brave. And all the news you want to hear. All the news that is fit to print. I must say that my opinion of Prince Phillip has now gone through the ceiling. He walked all the way to church with a son (the bald one. Ok then. The bald one who didn’t have an affair). He was superb. I have never seen such a wonderful walk in my life.

Just one question. Who do I have to send the money to?

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1 Comment »

  1. Sedley said

    Which bald one didn’t have an affair?? Is it the exmarine who was called a nancy boy by the same brave old codger??? Personally I applaud this brave, upstanding gentleman. An example to all of us that don’t have the guts to live to such an age.

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